This is my beautiful life

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• anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.
• my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
• me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

Me …………. 

*looks up at the night sky*
*sees more stars than usual*
*mood immediately lifts by 93%*

(via thatsthat24)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via ugly)

duskenpath:

duskenpath:

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

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ajaegerpilot:

pervocracy:

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

#thats why presentation of data matters #to prevent misinformation

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"I still remember the first time I said ‘I love you’… I still remember the first time I said it and I still remember the last time you did not say it back."

voks (via midnightwritings)

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"I just want to be with you especially on the days where I don’t understand anything, even myself."

znt-x 
(via wnq-writers)

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peri-dont:

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

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"People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut (via quotemadness)

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